Drunk Fail

A man called Jhonny Melavo was catched by the police when he was driving drunked.
The policeman told him to go into the police station and he started to interrogue him.

Mr. Melavo couldn't answer any cuestion because he was so drunked, but the policeman din't left him gom and Jhonny had to stay all night in the police station.

He was looking his wallet and it falled in to the floor, then he tried to pick it up but he fell down smashing his head to the wall with his ass off. The policeman helped him to stand up and then he tried to escape, but he fell down another time broking his spine.

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R.I.P. Jhonny Melavo