Drunk Fail

A man called Jhonny Melavo was catched by the police when he was driving drunked.
The policeman told him to go into the police station and he started to interrogue him.

Mr. Melavo couldn't answer any cuestion because he was so drunked, but the policeman din't left him gom and Jhonny had to stay all night in the police station.

He was looking his wallet and it falled in to the floor, then he tried to pick it up but he fell down smashing his head to the wall with his ass off. The policeman helped him to stand up and then he tried to escape, but he fell down another time broking his spine.

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R.I.P. Jhonny Melavo

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Artists on 18th January Obama's concert.

Stevie Wonder, Shakira, Beyoncé, U2, Garth Brooks, Bruce Springsteen, Pete Seeger, Mary J. Blige, James Taylor, John Legend, John Mellencamp, Josh Groban, Renée Fleming.

5- (Outcast) --> What school is she outcast, in the Phoenix school or in the rainy Forks school?
6- (shy) --> Who want to shy Bella's attention?
7- (a lot of boys) --> What want a lot of boys from Bella?

Vampiric test

1 For new york times best selling series.
2 Bella Swan and Edward Culler.
3 Town of Forks, Washington.
4 E: Say it out loud! Say it!
B: Vampire
E: Are you afraid?
B: No. This isn’t real, this kind of stuff just doesn’t exist.
E: It does in my world.
I just want to try one thing
You don’t know how long I’ve waited for you.
5 That they win to the bad vampires and everybody is happy (is an American story!!)

Vampire Story

My neighbor is a vampire.
I started to suspect when I saw him going out of he’s house with his clock.
After this, my cat (Rest in peace) was appeared only with the skin.
One day, we invited him to have lunch at home. This day, my mother cooked garlic bunny, and he started to vomit and to have a seizure.
When we were having dessert, i saw in his mouth two big and terrible fangs.
But I think that I really discovered when I saw him flying to work.

Rockstar

Rockstar

(Tell me what you want)

I want a brand new house.

In a episode of cribs




If I were a rockstar I would have a brand new house.